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Showing posts with label Funny status. Show all posts

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Happy New Year Status For Whatsapp 2015

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As Christmas has passed every one now getting prepared for New Year Celebration to make you new year celebration more special we are going to share with you some of the best  , Best New Year Wishes ,New year greeting wishes , New Year quotes For Whatsapp , Happy New Year celebration status.You  can also check our christmas status for whatsapp and some love status for whatsapp.

Happy New Year 2015 Status For WhatsApp


Wishing You a Season of Blessings from Heaven above.

Finally Christmas is here. I waited 364 days for this one.

I believe in the magic of Christmas

Christmas tells us We Are Never Alone. So WhatsApp me whenever you can.

Warmest Wishes to All of You This Christmas

Always Available for a Christmas Party.

This Christmas don’t open your wallets, open your heart.


I am dreaming of White Christmas, but it doesn’t snow here.


The real magic of Christmas is that the money from wallet vanishes instantly.


Christmas is always in my heart like you are always on my WhatsApp list.


This Christmas don’t gift me with a present, give me your presence.


Santa might not visit your Christmas party this year, but I will. WhatsApp Me.


Behind every kid’s smile is Santa Claus.


This Christmas don’t WhatsApp me, send me a gift.


Grammatically Santa’s elves are subordinate clauses.


You’re my guiding star so I’ll follow you everywhere this Christmas.



My Christmas gift is when your status changes from Last Seen At to Online and then to Typing.

The difference between snowmen and snowwomen are snowballs.


 
I don’t need to diet this Christmas. I am inspired by Santa Claus.


The only complaint that most shoppers have during Christmas is one of long standing.

This Christmas spread your fragrance, wear a nice perfume.


 
Microsoft has Windows, but Santa has Chimneys.

Santa never locks his bags because he owns a black belt.



Every day is a Christmas, but then we celebrate it only one day a year and wait for 364 days.


You better WhatsApp Me on Christmas or I’ll see you on a Boxing Day.

 
Why is Santa a man? Because only a man can wear the same attire every year.

 Who doesn’t like Christmas? A Turkey.

You can only believe in Santa if the kid inside you is alive.

Christmas is just like WhatsApp. It brings you closer to me.

Santa’s biggest gift to me is YOU.

Christmas reminds me that I am in great need of gifts.

This Christmas I don’t need to buy a gift, because you’re already by my side.

The Christmas in your heart spreads the feeling of Christmas in the air.

Christmas is like snowflakes, each beautiful and unique in its own way.

The best thing I remember about Christmas is my childhood.

Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.

Friends like you are like Christmas lights even when they are far away they still make your Christmas seem colorful.

This Christmas don’t be a miser buy your own presents. Santa is busy.

I have a glass ready to celebrate with anybody who has the spirit of Christmas.


New Year is not a life-changing event. You just change your resolutions.


Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here.



Best New Year WhatsApp Status



 Don’t give up at the start because beginnings are never easy.

Its finally that time of the year when we make false promises to ourselves in the name of resolutions. Happy New Year.

All my resolutions eventually get flushed in the hangover.

Go ahead make a resolution. Its not as complicated as pregnancy.

Don’t wait for the luck to come to you, work hard and grab it with both hands.

Even if you had one bad year, remember there’s still life ahead.

Step into a new year and kick your troubles out of the window.

I am sleeping off this New Ye
 ar so that I can work on my dreams for the next 365 days.

I am sort of lazy so I’ve

 


decided to postpone writing my resolutions till De

cember.

New Year is the time of resolution and reflection.

This year try and make small efforts to see big changes in your life.

Every year life gives us 365 days to find the meaning to our life.

If this year was ordinary, do something extra in the next year and make it extra-ordinary.


 I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.

 

If you already tried things, this year focus on doing it.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of the glass.

If things are not going your way, forget your last year as a bad dream and consider your new one as a wakeup call.

I wanted to quit all my bad habits this year, but I am an optimistic, not a quitter.

This year I found a new device that can turn your thoughts into speech. Its called Alcohol.

This year my resolution is to find out who I am.

The moment the New Year party ends, it’s a nightmare.

If you can’t commit to your resolutions. Don’t worry you’re not alone.

A resolution is usually to avoid an evil, but in most cases the evil is far more advanced.

What is that one thing that didn’t let you fulfill your resolutions? Circumstances

The year is about to change, will you?

Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.
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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Best Christmas Wisher For Facebook

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In last post,we have showed you some whatsapp status on christmas and some whatsapp quotes for christmas.hope this christmas wishes will make your christmas more merry...have happy merry christmas.

wishes for whatsapp


Gifts of time and love are surely the
basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Before The Church Bells Ring.
Before The Cakes & Wine Are Served.
Before The Holy Star Appears.
Before Networks Get Jammed Let
Me Wish You A Merry christmas..

Christmas is a time of happiness and togetherness. Make it special and memorable.

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ”s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

 

 
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Monday, December 22, 2014

Best 50 Whatsapp Status

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H! guys we hope you all doing good! Now a day’s Whatsapp is the great way to express your Felling and status messages between your friends, relatives and colleagues.Show we come to provide bset 50 whatsapp status only for you guys .

   Best 50 Whatsapp Status


I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the

first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep

Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

"Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe

There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein

The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.

You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.

Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Murkowski

Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.

The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.

A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.

I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.

If you can dream it you can do it. - Walt Disney

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - harry Golden

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.

Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.

You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." -Derek

If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!

If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.

Life is short, make fun of it.

So take a chance and don't ever look back.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram

There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.”

There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer

Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.

Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.

I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me again.

Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.

The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.

Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life. – ANON

Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.”― Chris Colfer

Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.

Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.

Nobody can teach me who I am.

God's plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.
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Saturday, December 20, 2014

Best Christmas Wishes For Whatsapp

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If you are looking for  Christmas wishes for Whatsapp then you have arrive to right article.we are sharing here some of the best christmas wishes for whatsapp and whatsapp wishes for christmas.You can use these christmas quotes as your whastapp status and you can also send christmas wishes to friends.

Whatsapp Status For Christmas


Hope your Christmas is a perfect measure of fun and laughter!

It’s just another day we should thank
God for sending Jesus to teach us
how to love each other and
give us hope of salvation

Remember
This Christmas,
That love weighs more than gold!

May this day brings with itself a bunch of joy & laughter, a delight to savor.
Merry Christmas

May your family be blessed with love from the ones that matter most this holiday season and throughout the coming year.

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas!
May it bring you joy, happinessand everything else you deserve.
May this Christmas be bright and cheerful and may the New Year begin on a prosperous note!

May the peace and blessings of Christmas be yours; And may the coming year be filled with happiness.
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Monday, December 15, 2014

Best Whatsapp Status Quotes

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If you love whatsapping & love to express you feeling through the whatsapp status then you have arrive to write post, in this post we are going to share with you the best quotes about life ,best friend quotes ,best motivational quotes.Unlike facebook , whatsapp status are crisp , simple which shows your temptation about your days and life.

Also Read - Short Status For Whatsapp

Best Motivational Quotes For whatsapp


One day or other we always feel demotivated off the energy ,this para of the post will certainly rejoice your day with Motivation whatsapp quotes which not keep your mind focus but also help motivated you to keep going.
There’s only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife.

Today, I wish you all the happiness in the world because after today, you will have none.

Kabhi Jo Gaur Se Dekho To Itna Jan Jayoge Tum
Ki Har Lamha Tumhare Bin Hamari Jaan Leta Hai.

It is true: All men are born free and equal. But then some of them get married.

Those we love don’t go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed and very dear.

Best Love status for whatsapp


You can't find any one who never fall for any one in the world!!!,this para of post we are going to dedicated to romantic whatsapp status.you can use below love status for whatsapp to make your love feel angry , romantics, jealous or happy.
Come on dude, getting married isn’t that bad. It’s being married that sucks.

Congratulations on a marriage—where every “yes” you say actually means “no.”

Uski surat ko jab se dekha hai
Meri ankhon par log marte hain.

Funny and witty status for whatsapp


if you are a funny peoson who always love to chill then this para of post , you would definetley enjoy more, here we are going to share some whatsapp status for friends by using this funny whastapp status you can pull the leg of your friends ,Husbend, sister or other family member.
I have decided to leave my past behind me, so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on, may i suggest IRCTC.

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…

Life is short talk fast

You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice
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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Best Funny Status For Whatsapp In Hindi

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We have best collection for funny whatapp statuses in hindi . Now you can share whatapp status in hindi with your friend and family.
ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.

Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.

Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!

Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le.

per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.

aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.

Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.

tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega...

Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.

Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.
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Saturday, November 15, 2014

Top 20 Best Whatsapp Status In English

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Best Ever Whatsapp Status  for the every one  who wants to put a best status on his /her profile .Today  We are giving  best of the best top  20 collection for  Whatsapp Status for whatapp user  you can share the status with your friends or you can also use this whatsapp status for your facebook & social media profile to make it more appealing.you can also check our some post on short status on whatsapp,romantic status for whatsapp or cool status for whatsapp.

20 Best Status For Whatsapp In English


I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

I'm not online; it's just an optical illusion.

Hats off to your courage if you've hurt the heart of someone who truly loved you, without expecting anything in return except love

Whenever I find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock!!!

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

If I trust you, then remember, my trust and your bones. Will get broken simultaneously.

Do a bit for people who want to see you smile; they'll do everything to make you smile.

When a river overflows, fishes eat ants... But, when water dries, the ants eat fish"

The road to success is always under construction.

Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Lifegives chance to everyone, just wait for ur turn.:)

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.

I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'

My favorite thing about school is sitting with my friend & flipping through atestbook pointing at ugly pictures & saying “That’s you”.

When a problem arises, take a moment to listen to your heart!

We don't have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!

wo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

You can be everything in life but the important thing is to be a good person
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Thursday, November 6, 2014

Best Friendship status for Whatsapp

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In this post,we have shared some the best friendship status for whatsApp,You can always use all of these status to give your profile a special attention.funny friendship status will help to show your mood or status on friendship for Facebook to make your fb profile more live.You can also use below update for friendship day status messages
Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Apologizing isn’t always a matter of admitting you’re wrong. Sometimes it just means that you value your relationship/friendship more than your ego .

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, it's about who came, and never left your side.

I have told my friends we are going to be friends forever....because I'm too lazy to find new ones. :-) ♥

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

If your friend doesn’t annoy you at times then it’s not a true friendship.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

A true friend never gets into your way unless you happen to be going down.

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods

Friends show their love in times of trouble

To know someone here or there
with whom you can feel
there is understanding
in spite of distances or
thoughts expressed
That can make life a garden.

The Biggest And Grettest Relationship In The Whole World Is FRIENDSHIP

I can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything. :)

The better part of one's life consists of his friendships

Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.

Friendship is so weird... you just pick a human you've met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.

It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business.

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Birthday Status For Whatspp / Messages / Wishes

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In this post, we are going to share with a best birthday status for WhatsApp,Now you can make anybody's birthday special with below beautiful birthday wishes Or you can also these birthday messages on your friends or special persons timeline to make them feel special.
No matter how many birthdays come and go, you'll always be my little girl. Happy Birthday!!

Birthdays will come & go but the wishes will live together with us

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake

Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe

Another year older, none the wiser.

Don't worry about your age, you will be older next year... Happy birthday!

I was born with a gift, the gift of awesomeness

I'm so awesome, when I was born, I was given a certificate...

I'm not just a year older I'm also a year better and prettier. I know your jealous.

Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!

Happy Birthday my precious angel! May God guard all your steps, actions and thoughts and keeps you healthy and lucky!

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The advantage of old age is that you get many people to love

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.
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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Clever Status For Whatsapp

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If you are clever & want to look like a clever person then you would definitely love to clever status for whatsapp.We have huge collection of clever whatsapp status,clever quotes,Clever Status for facebook,short clever status for whatsapp,clever status updates,clever status for whatsapp in hindi,clever social status updates.

Clever Status For Whatsapp/Facebook


The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee

Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.

The best feeling in the world is to know that you actually mean something to someone.
Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.

I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones
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Sunday, September 28, 2014

Cool/Funny Status For Whatsapp

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In this post, we have shared some funny status for whatsapp,short funny status for whatsapp,interesting status for whatsapp,cool status for whatsapp,funny love status for whatsapp.

Funny Status For Whatsapp


I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

Live and Let die

When there’s a will, I want to be in it.

sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and ‘last seen’ status. we are working on resolving them.

Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

in my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

Be good and Do good
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